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Cc: "Masao Izumi (CS)" ,
        Masatoshi Onda ,
        Shuichi Saito ,
        Hiroshi Fujinoki ,
        Mayumi Yamamoto 
From: Hitoshi Oi 
X-Zippy: 世界中ノ街ノ stranger
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Date: Sat, 16 May 1998 01:27:44 -0400
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Subject: enjoy
Date: Sat, 16 May 98 13:08:00 JST
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My friend sent me this.  It's really bad but funny...

>She was sooooooooo Blonde.................
>* she thought TuPac Shakur was a jewish holiday
>* she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
>* she thought a quarterback was a refund
>* she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
>* she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center
>* she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats
>* under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics"
>* she tried to drown a fish
>* she tripped over a cordless phone
>* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
>* she put lipsick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her
>* she got stabbed in a shoot-out
>* she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK"
>* she sat on the tv and watched the couch
>* she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
>* if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back
>* they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade
>* she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
>* at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put
>* she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store
>* it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes
>* if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless
>* she studied for a blood test - and failed
>* she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train
>* she sold the car for gas money
>* when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and
>16 friends
>* when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she
>* she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill
>* when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead
>* when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport
>she turned around and went home
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