After recent BM bad press.... members have requested that we help to
define beer monstering, in order that all can fit into the fabric of
life un feted by social prejudice.

Beer etiquette

1. Never burp before the glass or can has left your mouth
2. Farting is always acceptable
3. Throwing up indiscreetly is not
4. Never pick your nose after cutting chillies no matter how much beer
    you have had.
5. That probably goes for sex but that does depend on how much beer you
    have had.
6. If and when you you do come across member #029 try squinting your
    eyes a bit or look to a far and then close object to gain bearings.
7. When you are about to fall over... make sure that you are close to a bed
8. DONT PANIC

Any addition etiquette guides are welcome......................